Ella (in the living room): "What?"
Sophie: "My poo looks very bad!"
Ella: "Why?"
Sophie: "When I look at it, it is very big and very brown and very very disgusting! Do you want to come see it?"
Me (from the computer at the dining room table): "NO! Ella, stay in the living room!"
Sophie: "EEEYYEEEWW!!!!"
Ella: "What?"
Sophie: "I flushed it and when it went down it was very big and very very disgusting!"
Ella: "Can we just play now?"











